February 2012
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Just typed “30 Cock” instead of “30 Rock” in a POV for a client.
Debating not fixing my error.
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i think i’m going to quit my job.
[with no other job lined up]
because this is not what i want to do with my life.
i’ve been feeling this way for about a year now, but honestly: what am i waiting for?
i think i’m finally in a place where i can do this.
i can do something for me instead of doing things for everyone else.
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Dear Ben and Jerry,
FOUR SERVINGS MY ASS.
Sincerely,
Do the math for me since I obviously eat the whole pint in one sitting
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I never want to leave NYC!!!
Also: why haven’t I ever been here before OMG I feel so aliiiiiiiive!!!
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(on my way to NYC to surprise DJ…I thought this day would never come!!!)
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I mean...
…I get it that if I don’t get a huge tax refund, it means I have my deductions basically right where they should be for the year and I’m not overpaying every paycheck (and conversely, thank goodness, I’m not underpaying and don’t owe a huge chunk of change).
But sometimes it’d be nice to have that little windfall around the same time everyone is getting...
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SO irritated
Have a massive project due on Monday 2/13 that affects the entire year - it’s broken up into quarters, so I asked this past Tuesday if I could get an extension on a part of it.
I was told no, that it was a drop-dead, firm deadline by the client.
Found out today that one of my coworkers got an extension on THE ENTIRE THING (not just a part like I asked) until FebruaryFucking24th.
And this...
“When I find out who did it, I will break their fingers.”
– My boss
This day is off to what some might consider a “bad” start
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i can hear you getting fatter
me: he's seriously doubled in size since he started
me: i feel like i'm watching an actual pregnancy occur
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I hate when you’re not feeling well and you Google your symptoms, 99% of the time Google says you probably have cancer or you’re pregnant.
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Madonna singing "I'm sexy and I know it"
More like “I’m sixty and I know it”.
Just finished watching Catfish
None of you are real.
First, let me say thank you for all of the support. I really love this little community we have here :)
meredithleo: Your breakfast looks amazing! How much avocado do you use? Do you have a trick for keeping the rest from turning brown?
aamber: How do you keep your avocado fresh after you slice it
I use half an avocado. So Monday I take a whole avocado to work, slice it down the middle, and...
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I work at a very large, worldwide agency.
Sometimes, we get cc’d on emails in error from around the globe.
Today, there was a very personal email chain someone got cc’d on (involving a breakup and the phrase “I want to end it all.”) from our office in London.
Part of me wants to post the entire thing here, and part of me feels like contacting the UK office and being like...
“Woodlawn (Birmingham, Ala.) linebacker Cassanova McKinzy revealed he signed with...”
– via USA Today
Cassanova McKinzy is my spirit animal
(via aamber)
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One of the sleaziest/slimiest sales reps EVER is in our office now, and I just pointed in my mouth and did the gagging motion and he saw me.
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Come in today to find out I have a meeting from 10a-230p.
They can just kiss my whole ass because that’s interferring with my snack/lunch schedule.
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I should have listened to y'all this morning
Because that Kristen Bell video just turned my day around!
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Things I Have Said To/About My Coworkers Today
8:45 am - “Get out of my fucking face. I am not even fucking joking right now.”
11:30 am - “She needs an adult XL and she clearly picked up the youth XL - they are not interchangeable and I canNOT believe she left her house in that.”
2:00 pm - “Do you want me to cut a bitch for you?”
Being back while still a little sick is not pleasant for anyone....
January 2012
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I have strep throat, so I’m spending the weekend with amoxicillin, slug life clothes, and DVR.
mamamcg asked: Where can I find the crockpot chicken taco chili? Sounds yummy.
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“I’m pretty sure I still hate everything about working out, so that’s...”
– Me to DJ when he asked how I “like” my new workout routine.
True Confession.
dorothypzbornak:
justcheckingin:
Banana Republic > J. Crew.
Yes, yes, I said it.
Agreed.
Always and forever.
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Journalistic Integrity
Something CBSSports knows nothing about.
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Is it just me...
…or does it seem like Jessica Simpson has been pregnant f-o-r-e-v-e-r?!
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Tuna Burgers →
My friend from high school, Sally, has started a little food blog called “Sally Spins” - she puts her spin on a bunch of different recipes. She posted a recipe last week for Tuna Burgers, and I thought about them all weekend and decided to make them last night.
They. Were. Amazing. (and so easy)
So much so that my coworkers ATE MY LUNCH today.
Needless to say, I’m making these...
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I feel feelings
This Betty White 90th birthday special has me in tears.
I might have just told DJ that when she dies, I’m legit going to need a personal day.
(I watched Golden Girls with my Granny when I was growing up, and Granny was like a mom to me…so it’s bringing up all kinds of emotions. I wish Granny were here to watch this with me.)
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I ran into what some might consider a “dilemma” tonight.
All my slug life clothes are dirty, so I needed to either do laundry or go to Gap Body and Victoria’s Secret and get enough slug life clothes for a 3-day weekend.
If you picked the latter, we should be friends.
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PSA
If you like to have a Clif bar as a snack to tide you over (breakfast to lunch, lunch to dinner, dinner to bedtime, just because you’re freaking hungry - whatever), but don’t like that they have approximately 240 calories per bar, get the kids “Z bars”.
They TASTE BETTER and they are 130 calories each.
Also: Iced Oatmeal Cookie and Honey Grahams - why wouldn’t...
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I'm afraid to put this out there, but...
…traffic has been a dream this week!
Today, I overslept…so I didn’t leave home until about 7:45 - annnd I made it to the office by 8:15.
I’m doing this new thing where I find the positive in things…and not having an hour long commute is definitely a positive start to the new year.
WatchOh little Alana…I think if I ever have pageant kids they’ll be totally weird like this.
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IVY BLUE CARTER.
luciwithani:
I love it.
LOVE. IT.
Babyonce is here!!! Babyonce is here!!!