February 2009
37 posts
25 Things About Me
Since it took me like 3 hours to come up with 25 things about me for the latest Facebook meme, I thought I’d put it here as well…
1. My name is Megan Elizabeth Weil. It was going to be Megan Leigh Weil. My mom and dad were trying to think of a name for me while she was pregnant, and my mom’s best friend from college said she liked the name “Megan Leigh”. My mom liked it, took it home...
January 2009
95 posts
“If you have a choice, stop being a dick.”
– Apparently one of my co-workers overheard me saying this to someone on the phone. Oops?
This is boggling my mind. The woman is 33, single,... →
(via singlescoop)
Bwahahahhahaha!
“This is where it gets a little Strangey McStrange. The woman with the bionic uterus is only 33 years old and she already has 6 kids including twins (ages 2, 3, 5, 6 and 7) at home.”
I KNEW she didn’t need IVF! B*tch didn’t even have time to dry up from the youngest one/s.
This is a not so good day...and I have my Jeopardy...
:(
12 worst photoshop mistakes →
aliexplainsitall:
(lhh & hello-therelove)
Yes!
I love the first one with the phantom hand the most.
30 Secrets Every Woman Keeps from Her Man
nikital:
2. Just looking at your hands can turn me on.
3. When you go away, even for a day, I sleep in your favorite old T-shirt because it smells like you.
12. When I say, “I’m ready,” I’ll need exactly 7 more minutes to get ready. Don’t try to cheat the system by showing up 7 minutes later; I will still need an extra 7 minutes.
13. When I say, “I’ll meet you in 15 minutes,” I mean I will...
I want to be friends with someone named Cinnamon...
itsmescooter:
These are just goals I have.
I know a Cinnamon with whom you can be friends!
My co-worker (who is JoJo of K-Ci and JoJo’s sister-in-law…yeah)…her ex-husband’s new girlfriend’s name is CINNAMON.
[See…you too can know a Cinnamon with only 5 degrees of separation].
I seriously make at least 4 Cinnamon jokes/references a week. It’s just too...
walpaper:
Lazy Eye Silversun Pickups
And this...
An email from my mother...
ellenclare:
I don’t mean to bring my personal life issues into my blogging but I guess it’s a blog so I must. I am sorry for the debbie downer posting; if it offends you, then you should probably go ahead and stop reading my blog.
Dear Family and Friends, It has been just shy of two years and I am again asking for your prayers and positive thoughts for me and my family. [My father] will be...
There are very very very few times I miss being in a sorority, and the past two days have been one of those times. More so today…I can already tell.
I’m really really sick…and am going to go to the doctor…eventually.
Last time I got so sick I couldn’t function was in college, and two girls who I don’t even talk to anymore (we have a mutual dislike for each...
I wonder what whisky taste like....
ryanpurtill:
kapi:
(via karawr)
Like little drops of heaven in your mouth.
Like mommy’s kisses
No. Everyone is WRONG.
Whiskey tastes like white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. Federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.
annoying co-worker, out loud to no one in general: ...so I decided I'd go ahead and handle the biggest one first, because after the big one, the smaller ones will be that much easier...
busygirl, out loud to no one in general: That's what she said.
“If two past lovers can remain friends, its either they are still in love, or...”
– (via daqueenbee) (via funkylove) (via letterboxlove) (via simplyher) (via paperglass) (via singlescoop)
Turn Signals...
walpaper:
Use them, People!
I always tell people they are a feature, not an option - thankyouverymuch. Including Mama Weil, who doesn’t EVER use them. EVAR.
chesterchesterfield: [redacted] has the gospel music pumpin'.
busygirl: Haha it was gangster rap earlier when I walked by.
chesterchesterfield: It's a mix...and I wouldn't doubt it.
busygirl: Like how can you listen to "Jesus Loves Me" and follow it up with "Imma Smack Up My B*tch Cuz She's A Ho"?
“I wish I could be put in a ring with all of these fucks and I’d just beat...”
– chesterchesterfield
Friday’s used to be fun and carefree…and now they suck.
never forget the friends you can rely on through...
(via saintnate)
So so true.
Lesley, Amanda, Haley, Cassie, David and Adam - thank you for always being there.
Watchaliexplainsitall:
Barbara & Jenna Bush’s letter to Sasha & Malia
Playing House in the White House
“our dad like yours is a man of great integrity and love. A man who always put us first”
“He’s our father not the sketch in the paper or a part of a skit on TV.”
“Remember who your dad really is”
……….
As I watched the Today show this morning, this made me bawl like a baby this...
01.20.09 Around the World →
An amazing collection of pictures from inauguration day.
Late night skit
Leno: Alright Mr. President, describe your presidency in three words.
Bush: "Oops, my bad."
NO! Ah-nold is going to raise the wine tax so...
Dick.
He should stick to movies. He should get a new hobby. He should disappear.
I have a really bad headache and can't see...
Go figure.
The Bank of America in my building just got robbed.
AND they got away.
If you knew my building, you’d understand that this is an IMPOSSIBILITY.
There is no convenient parking, there is only one entrance into and out of the bank, to go through those doors you have to pass building security…etc.
And I’m sitting here working? I need some pointers from THAT guy.
“Wanna go see a movie this weekend? I would like to stay clear of the theater...”
– Me, in an email to Mimi and Pop-pop.
That Notorious movie is dangerous - especially in [Hometown]!
(via itsmescooter)
Ahahahhaha!
I have had two three thoughts concerning this movie:
I want to go stand outside the theaters and while people are buying tickets I want to shout at the top of my...
“It will be gone before you know it. The fingerprints on the wall appear higher...”
– Dorothy Evslin
Mama Weil got me an “I love you, Daughter” daily calendar for 2009.
I don’t want to admit how much I like it, but I really really do.
Playing House in the White House →
whatthehale:
(via simko)
Adorable … advice from former first sisters, to the incoming little princesses.
Also, by adorable I mean the article/letter … not the featured photo of Chelsea Clinton [shutter…]
Oh my tears. If you read this and don’t cry with the last paragraph, you have no soul.
“And finally, although it’s an honor and full of so many extraordinary...
craig: Tomorrow we get to hear the four words I've been waiting for 8 years to hear.
busygirl: What? "Get the f*ck out?"
craig: Haha. I was thinking "Former President George Bush" - but that works too.
WTF? →
“…the unexpected success of the mindless comedy Paul Blart: Mall Cop…Mall Cop’s $33.8 million three-day opening from 3,144 theaters — going up a big 35% from Friday to Saturday which almost never happens except for toons — shattered Sony’s pre-release expectations as did its estimated $40-plus haul during the four-day holiday, which is looking to be at...
“The Way I See It #198 - You can shower a child with presents or money, but what...”
– Tim Russert
“The Boston University Bridge (on Commonwealth Avenue, Boston,
Massachusetts) is...”
– I think my brain just exploded.
Ryan Purtill Life Goal 501
ryanpurtill:
Own a store that sells pandas and call it….. PANDEMONIUM!!
Megan Weil Life Goal 501?
Own a newspaper in Bel-Air called Fresh Prints of Bel-Air!!!
“When I was in college, I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I...”
– Andy Bernard (The Office) (via kevintwohy)
“Sometimes I start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I hope I...”
– Michael from The Office. (via ellenclare)
please do not let this bad bunch of geese ruin...
realrealsoft:
geese suck and they shit everywhere and their shit is green, like, fuck off with your green shit. also they hiss, bite kids in the face, disrupt you when you’re trying to walk the nice path near the lake by your house, are generally in a terrible mood and also, did i mention their shit is green? gross.