December 2009
28 posts
DJ: Where did this Husker offense come from??? They could have used this in the Texas game.
Me: Who knows. They probably got locked in a closet Big 12-style by Pelini so they'd actually play well for a change...
One thing I am extremely good at:
allthingsalishan:
sade:
ditto.
Hating on people my friends hate. I will find the worst qualities in any person you dislike and highlight those qualities and belittle them to the point where there’s nothing else to say.
Don’t like Becky? FUCK BECKY. That ugly bitch. Her hair makes her look like the cowardly lion from Wizard of Oz. Look at her mouth. I can tell she’s a giant slut just by the...
Things I like: Jalapeno Kettle Cooked Chips Things I don’t like: Jalapeno Kettle Cooked Chips burning the roof of my mouth
"I really LIKE you."
allthingsalishan:
“I think we have a wonderful marriage. I love my husband. He’s my best friend. But I always like to talk honestly about it because I think about other young couples who think there are no struggles to get here. And there are. That’s part of it. The message is - work through the struggles. Start out with somebody that you respect and that you trust so that when you hit the...
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formspring.me
Are you busy or just very important?
Haha definitely NOT important! The name came about because one of my friends and I were trying to get together, and our schedules just didn’t work out - either he’d be travelling (internationally for work) or I’d have some sort of event going on up to 4 nights a week. At one point, when it got to be so ridiculous (like we were planning 3...
“That is why you should sleep with someone before you get to know them. That way...”
– J (via megbd)
Sometimes the things I say come off as much worse than I meant them to sound.
(via rhapsodyinj)
Sometimes the things you say are so awesome and so things I can relate to I wonder if we were friends in another life.
We had MORE layoffs on Friday
And I was one of the people let go.
We kept 13 in our NY office, 4 in our Chicago office, closed our Detroit office, and kept 15 here in the LA office.
But have no fear. It’s not like Friday was my last day or anything.
No, no my friends.
I get to keep working here. Until April 2.
So I guess it isn’t so bad after all? I mean, I can get great references from the top without them...
Oh Snap!
Top 10 Snapped episodes of 2009 on Oxygen right now…
Weekend = Made
“I can’t pronounce his name, so I just call him the beast from Nebraska.”
– Toby Gerhart on Ndamukong Suh
Me: Did you go to the Jersey Shore nickname page...mine would be M-Scream.
Jason: Mine would be The Sausage Party.
Me: Wow. Who's The Situation now???
Reason #85 I Love 30 Rock
Nancy: You know how hard it is to get teenagers out of bed in the morning.
Jack: Yes, but not in the way you're talking about.
Most epic recap of the first 2 hours of Jersey... →
“If a woman is sufficiently ambitious, determined and gifted - there is...”
– Helen Lawrenson
Because we just do.
missashleyjheidler:
kissedbysadness:
smileawhileforme:
Today my kindergartner came home from school in tears. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me she didn’t want to talk about it. I knew this had to be big because this has simply never happened before in the history of her kindergarten career. She’s the kid that grabs her lunchbox and tumbles out the car door in the morning in a...
I am planning on watching Jersey Shore on MTV at...
…and subsequently making fun of my friends from Jersey for as long as humanly possible.
Tanning, hair gel, french tips, bad extensions, and booty shorts?
The next 24 minutes cannot go by fast enough.
missamylynn
The boy made me watch Friday Night Lights for the first time last night and I cried and cried and cried.
If you are pro choice, take 30 seconds to fill in... →
piratekitten:
shinyredballoon:
Please. This amendment would take away federal and private insurance funding for abortion coverage, removing the choice for millions of women.
Please sign and reblog.
I’ve posted about this before and if you think it’s not a big deal or it’s something that won’t ever affect you, you’re so so wrong. Are you pissed about having to sit in traffic all the time? Do...
