January 2010
23 posts
“Rachel Maddow: “Some of the republicans are trying to spin it like ‘We got...”
– (via brooklynmutt) (via apsies) (via carlyj)
KO’d by KO
Shan Francisco →
My friend Shannon isn’t on Tumblr, but I feel like you’d all be interested in her “journey” she’s embarking on.
Long story short?
She ran into her high school sweetheart who she’s had a tumultuous past with over the holidays, and he is getting married to someone new in May and they are having a baby. What what?
Cheerleading has always been a part of her...
“I hope to hell that when I do die somebody has the sense to just dump me in the...”
– J.D. Salinger, passed away today at 91. (via kevintwohy)
fratmusic.com →
kiamatthews:
So I was blasting Shots! in my office and the new girl came in. She’s fresh out of college and I was like “Do you know this song?” She says “Not only do I know it but I have LMFAO’s whole CD and I will bring you a copy tomorrow.” We then went on to talk about Jersey Shore and fist pumping on the dance floor and she says “I’m gonna suggest that you check out FRATMUSIC.com if you’re...
DJ: Okay, so my agenda - T, G, L, W, MWT
Me: Tan, Gym, Laundry, Work, Megan Weil Time?
DJ: NO...Target is the T.
Me: Haha you're soooo GTL, Jersey Boy.
aliexplainsitall asked: So what's the situation with your boy? Are you guys still spending time together or am I totally behind?
I'm caving...ask me anything! →
Signs of the Apocalypse?
1. Tornadoes in California 2. Republicans winning in Massachusetts 3. Jersey Shore is the most popular show on cable
Design Within Reach
Riddle me this: what is “within reach” about that store? Your hopes and dreams being crushed because the price tag is anything but???
Go away DWR. We’re breaking up.
Note: I will never...and I'm pretty sure I mean...
“How do you form an emotional attachment to an empty bottle of hot sauce? That...”
– Oh Hoarders, you bring the unintentional LOLs week after week…
2010 is definitely on its way to being better than...
I’m just saying.
I am probably the happiest girl in the whole world right about now. Everything is going perfectly in my life…even that little layoff isn’t bringing me down…yet.
And to be honest, I don’t think I’ll let it.
allthingsalishan:
“What the fuck? It’s December! He’s going from Nigeria to Amsterdam to Detroit … without a coat?! With a one-way ticket? Oh, do you think he’s going to Detroit to start a better life? What do you think, he’s going there because he’s heard there are lots of jobs?”
Jon Stewart, responding to intelligence officials who failed to detect anything amiss when attempted airline bomber...
Top 3 Overheard Directions Given at the Rose Bowl
3. “I’m under a tree. If that doesn’t help, look for a monster truck on a hill.”
2. “I’m looking to my left and staring directly into the sun. Where are you?”
1. “I see blue sky. I am standing directly under the blue sky.”