January 2011
19 posts
I AM GOING TO A PAJAMA JAMMY JAM-THEMED BIRTHDAY...
Complete with a slumber party.
So excited. So so excited!
(Did I mention that it’s a 40th birthday…because it is. Being an adult is rad.)
“You are being picked up out of the river of apathy and baptized in the lake of...”
– DJ’s friend Joey…aka a trainer on MTV’s I Used to be Fat.
“BTW, I typed this on a blackberry keyboard…now my hand is crippled for...”
– Last sentence of a very lengthy email I received from a vendor.
I definitely laughed out loud, and it set the bar at just the right level this Wednesday morning.
Casting Call #2 of the year (wowsas!)
3 Ball Productions is casting a new reality show about bars. If you’re in the LA/OC area and know of ANY bars/clubs/dives/etc. that could use a makeover, let me know! Just toss me a name and an approximate location, and I’ll pass the info on to them (they can do the research…and by “them/they”, I clearly mean “DJ”). Or if you have all the info, send it on...
Overheard on the playground [taken from a...
Student: Mr. [Redacted], do you have an icepack?
Mr. [Redacted]: No, why?
Student: Because Mark just got burned.
Wahoo! [redacted agency I work for] made Ad Age's... →
“If I lose millions, it’ll be the best millions I’ve ever spent.”
– Seth Rogen on not having a pre-nup, to Howard Stern. What a guy. (via katieisgreatie)
Swoon.
TED sixth sense technology →
Mind = blown
Technology of the future amazes me.
re: the new guy from Australia
Coworker: They've got the pic of the Aussie in his dreddies with no shirt. I love it.
Me: If sexually harassing him is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
Buddy!
I did receive my package - I submitted it here.
Thank you sooo much! My nails are now painted a lovely shade of Merino Cool :)
Day off = bliss!
I plan on doing the following:
watching The Craigslist Killer (which I’m sure is destined to be a Lifetime classic).
cleaning the house for overnight guests.
updating my new iPod Touch…I’m a little overwhelmed.
going to the Lakers game with one of my good friends from college and enjoying from a hosted suite
trying my best (alongside said friend) to not get arrested for any...
“I have not finished it. It’s layered. I’ll be on a mission and some chick will...”
– My cousin’s review of Red Dead Redemption for xBox 360.
Amazing!
Wait...I can post casting calls too I suppose!
I’m taking after you, ya know?!?!
CASTING: Wives or wives-to-be who don’t get along with their mother-in-law and want to figure out how to do just that! $1000 for 3 days. Free therapy. Non-airing. Email castingbyholland@gmail.com. Thank you! (HAS TO BE IN THE LA AREA)
[Holland is a friend I met through DJ and she is pretty much amazing. Email her and she’ll let you know more...
I HATE Wells Fargo
also titled: The First RAAAAAAAAAAGE Post of 2011
Yesterday I did something I NEVER do: I went into the actual bank branch to deal with an actual human instead of doing the typical “write a check” or “do all bank interactions with the error-proof ATM”. LORD ONLY KNOWS WHY. Like seriously - first time in a branch in LA. HORROR.
I did a $500 withdrawal. No issue. Chatty...
DJ got the first guy on the team* and I went to... →
*not joking…and he is amazing (Jesse…well…and DJ too)