March 2012
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February 2012
28 posts
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Are you F(#*$&G kidding me?!?!
Put lunch on counter in kitchen to heat up after using restroom
Go to the restroom
Return to kitchen after no more than 5 minutes
LUNCH AND CONTAINER ARE IN THE TRASH
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Captain Von Trapp finally got his Oscar!!!
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“Ohhhh! It looks just like all the corn fields in Texas! Because Texas is just...”
– My coworker, who has [obviously] never left California.
Correct me if I’m wrong, as I know I don’t know THAT much about the great state of Texas, but I’m fairly certain she is out of her mind.
That’s a description of Nebraska. Or sub “wheat” for...
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Just typed “30 Cock” instead of “30 Rock” in a POV for a client.
Debating not fixing my error.
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i think i’m going to quit my job.
[with no other job lined up]
because this is not what i want to do with my life.
i’ve been feeling this way for about a year now, but honestly: what am i waiting for?
i think i’m finally in a place where i can do this.
i can do something for me instead of doing things for everyone else.
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Dear Ben and Jerry,
FOUR SERVINGS MY ASS.
Sincerely,
Do the math for me since I obviously eat the whole pint in one sitting
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I never want to leave NYC!!!
Also: why haven’t I ever been here before OMG I feel so aliiiiiiiive!!!
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(on my way to NYC to surprise DJ…I thought this day would never come!!!)
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I mean...
…I get it that if I don’t get a huge tax refund, it means I have my deductions basically right where they should be for the year and I’m not overpaying every paycheck (and conversely, thank goodness, I’m not underpaying and don’t owe a huge chunk of change).
But sometimes it’d be nice to have that little windfall around the same time everyone is getting...
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SO irritated
Have a massive project due on Monday 2/13 that affects the entire year - it’s broken up into quarters, so I asked this past Tuesday if I could get an extension on a part of it.
I was told no, that it was a drop-dead, firm deadline by the client.
Found out today that one of my coworkers got an extension on THE ENTIRE THING (not just a part like I asked) until FebruaryFucking24th.
And this...
“When I find out who did it, I will break their fingers.”
– My boss
This day is off to what some might consider a “bad” start
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i can hear you getting fatter
me: he's seriously doubled in size since he started
me: i feel like i'm watching an actual pregnancy occur
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I hate when you’re not feeling well and you Google your symptoms, 99% of the time Google says you probably have cancer or you’re pregnant.
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Madonna singing "I'm sexy and I know it"
More like “I’m sixty and I know it”.
Just finished watching Catfish
None of you are real.
First, let me say thank you for all of the support. I really love this little community we have here :)
meredithleo: Your breakfast looks amazing! How much avocado do you use? Do you have a trick for keeping the rest from turning brown?
aamber: How do you keep your avocado fresh after you slice it
I use half an avocado. So Monday I take a whole avocado to work, slice it down the middle, and...
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I work at a very large, worldwide agency.
Sometimes, we get cc’d on emails in error from around the globe.
Today, there was a very personal email chain someone got cc’d on (involving a breakup and the phrase “I want to end it all.”) from our office in London.
Part of me wants to post the entire thing here, and part of me feels like contacting the UK office and being like...
“Woodlawn (Birmingham, Ala.) linebacker Cassanova McKinzy revealed he signed with...”
– via USA Today
Cassanova McKinzy is my spirit animal
(via aamber)
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One of the sleaziest/slimiest sales reps EVER is in our office now, and I just pointed in my mouth and did the gagging motion and he saw me.
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Come in today to find out I have a meeting from 10a-230p.
They can just kiss my whole ass because that’s interferring with my snack/lunch schedule.